Saturday, December 11, 2010

Bullshit Instruction Manual

1. First, you must learn to recognize bullshit. Bullshit can be easily disguised as many things.

2. If the bullshit is coming from a loved-one, it is best to hold your nose firmly and accept the bullshit.

3. If the bullshit is coming from a stranger, point out the bullshit and refuse the acceptance of it.

4. If the bullshit is coming from you, be sure to keep it consistent and do not let it overflow.

5. Remember that it is easy to be buried by bullshit, so always keep an eye on its level.

6. Finally, always keep fresh bullshit on hand to ensure preparedness.

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