Adversary Rhymes: Peter Piper

Peter Piper porked a pair of puckered pussies.
A pair of puckered pussies Peter Piper porked.
If Peter Piper porked a pair of puckered pussies,
where's the pair of puckered pussies Peter Piper porked?

Peter puffed a pipe of pungent pot smoke.
A pipe of pungent pot smoke Peter puffed.
Then, Peter passed the pungent pot pipe to his pal Paul.
Paul, too, puffed the pipe of pungent pot smoke.
The pipe of pungent pot smoke Paul puffed too.
Then, Paul passed back the pipe of pungent pot to Peter.
Peter puffed the pipe of pungent pot smoke again.
Again, the pipe of pungent pot smoke Peter puffed.
Then, Peter and Paul stared at the wall because the pot was pungent in the pipe they had puffed, and they began to postulate that the predicament of the populace was propagated by the privileged, and that progress could only be procured by perseverance, which was proceeded by the proclamation, "This pot is particularly piquant."